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ALSO COMING IN June 2011... A new site for uploading your rock songs in competition for $,..prizes & a chance to professionally record your songs .. for Rock bands and Musician/Songwriters ..Every song will also get to be heard on Radio ....This site will be better than our stage or any other competition site...It will be judged by professionals & fans of each group or single performer ....I'm really looking forward to it ...
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Tips on DIY songwriting

Always copyright your songs..( by sound recording or sheet music.)always read any contract thoroughly before signing ..make sure to have your own publishing company ..it doesnt cost much through BMI ..then you are protected as good as the law allows ..if it comes to push & shove ...& it is good to have a lawyer friend ..that way you can keep your info upgraded every 6 months ...for minimal fee
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Jokes of the Week

I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit
late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say
anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that dope
gone yet?

My girlfriend told me I wasn't emotionally committed..so I cried...***

Someone told me the other day that the end was near.so i said " just
be careful which direction you point it in ..it could go off" ...***

Kenny was frustrated that every day he came home from work .
.immediately the Fedex man would be pulling out of his driveway.this
went on for weeks ..so finally he came in early and found his wife
and the fedex man together ...kenny all frustrated "I dont get it,
wheres the damn package?" ...***

I remember watching Marjorie Main on tv ..in one of her shows
Ma & Pa Kettle . they were talking about the wedding to come
and she muttered " what a pretty girl ..hourglass figure and all..
' I used to have an hourglass figure....' but oh.. how the sands have shifted " **...

Legal Terminology ? ...!!!

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the
criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the
criminal has been arrested, we call him a defense attorney.

Have you heard of the product Astelin ?....that's what I usually get
the as-- tel --in ...!....***

My friend and I had a heated argument the other day and he told me it isnt the size of the dog in
the fight it is the size of the fight in the dog.'' Yeah I said " well I aint exactly been hiking my leg up
around fire hydrons "he laughed '..***

Have you heard of the new clean up discovery ? ..it is called a wooley booger..it is a furry creature
with very sharp teeth.The man in the store was selling some items and a Lady came by and was
interested she asked" what is this furry creature? "..Man .." oh ..its a wooley booger..it is better than a trash compactor...just watch '' Wooley booger this piece of meat " and zzip rripp zipp ! and it was gone She said "I'll take one " so she takes it home to the kitchen and says " wooley booger this loaf of bread" and ripp zzipp ripp ...and the bread was all gone..just then her husband comes in and looks at the thing in a peculiar way and says " what is This?" ..Lady " it is a wooley booger ..husband:" a Wooley Booger? !" Wooolly Booger my AS% " ***

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples

The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".

Congress is a Joke
Don't just do something....Stand there..

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

$50 a Second
A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door. Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!”
She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away. When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”

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APPLE CORPS LTD., CIRQUE DU SOLEIL AND EMI MUSIC ANNOUNCE THE GLOBAL DVD RELEASE OF 'ALL TOGETHER NOW'


Apple Corps Ltd./Cirque du Soleil have confirmed an October 20 release of the feature-length documentary ‘All Together Now’ on DVD, which will be marketed and distributed worldwide by EMI Music. The DVD release follows acclaimed film festival screenings across North America, including a sold out opening night U.S. premiere at the Silverdocs Festival in Washington D.C. where the Washington Post observed that "All Together Now" "cuts into the heart of [LOVE]."

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Sci Fi ..at it's Best..

Best SF Film Of The 1950s

User Rating:
8.5/10 25,274 votes
Director:
Fred M. Wilcox
Writers:
Cyril Hume (screenplay)
Irving Block (story) ...
Release Date:
15 March 1956 (USA) more
Genre:
Drama | Romance | Sci-Fi | Thriller more
Tagline:
IT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD! (original print ad - all caps) more
Plot:
A starship crew goes to investigate the silence of a planet's colony only to find two survivors and a deadly secret that one of them has.
Awards:
Nominated for Oscar. Another 1 nomination more
User Comments:
The Best SF Film Of The 1950s more
Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)
Walter Pidgeon ... Dr. Edward Morbius

Anne Francis ... Altaira 'Alta' Morbius

Leslie Nielsen ... Commander J. J. Adams
Warren Stevens ... Lt. 'Doc' Ostrow M.D.
Jack Kelly ... Lt. Jerry Farman

Richard Anderson ... Chief Quinn
Earl Holliman ... Cook
Robby the Robot ... Himself

Titanic ...Curse of the Mummy ?

Mummy's Curse on the Titanic ?

Ok .I know every Tom , Dick and Harry has had their say ..of this ol' wives tale ..but here is the true documented story...as told to me..
The Princess of aman ra lived some 1500 yrs before Christ..was born. She died and was laid to rest in an ornate wooden coffin and buried deep in a vault at Luxor on the banks of the nile. Had she remained undisturbed the story would be closed..but in fact it was only the beginning...For 10 yrs at the start of the 20th century, the evil enfluence of her coffin brought death and havoc wherever it went.
Of all the tales of the supernatural this one is perhaps the best documented, the most disturbing, and the most difficult to explain.
In the late 1890's 4 rich young englishmen visiting the excavations at luxor were invited to buy an exquisitely fashioned mummy case containing the remains of the princess of aman ra.They drew lots to see who would get to purchase the coffin and had it taken to his quarters. A few hours later he was seen walking out towards the desert..he was never seen again..
The next day, one of his companions was shot by an egyptian servant and wounded badly enough that his arm had to be amputated. The 3rd man found out on his return home that his bank had failed and he was left penniless.The 4th man suffered a severe illness, lost his job and was reduced to selling matches in the street.
But eventually the coffin made it to England where it was bought by a London businessman. But after 3 of his family had been injured in a road accident and his house damaged by fire .the owner gave it to the British Museum..And despite its reputation the British authorities at the museum accepted the gift.
But calamity soon came ..as the coffin was being unloaded the truck that was carrying her took off in reverse harming a passerby who was taken to the hospital.Then as the casket was being lifted up the stairs one of the workman fell and broke his leg..the other with him died within 2 days of weird circumstances.
Once the princess was installed in the Egyptian room..the trouble really started..The watchmen of the museum heard strange noises of frantic hammering and moanful crying from the coffin.and other exhibits were hurled about in the room.
One keeper claimed he was attacked by an eery spirit that came out of the coffin.The janitors refused to go into the room .Within a week one of the movers and also the supervisor was found dead for unknown reasons.
By now the papers had gotten wind of the stories floating about. A photographer took a picture of the face on the coffin and when it was developed it changed to human form with a horrifying face.The photographer went home locked his door and shot himself..
The museum then sold the mummy to a private collector..but after several misfortunate encounters he had it placed in his attic.where it lay languishing..A time later ..Madame Helena Blavatsky .a well known occultist visited the house and immediately as she came into the entrance she felt a shivering cold evil influence in the house. She did not know the history of the coffin...or of its curse.
The owner tried to laugh it off but Madame had a look around and until she went to the attic , she found the evil presence..The host asked if she could exorcise the spirit." No' ,she said Evil remains evil" ..
get rid of this evil or you shall be its next victim...the owner did not take Madame seriously ..until a week or so later one of his family members claimed that they saw a figure rise from the case glide across the floor to them
Afterwards he took Madame's advice and seeked to get rid of the item..but to no avail no museum would have it..the fact that 20 people had met death or disaster by the coffin was well known. But , eventually a hard headed American archaeologist ..who dismissed the circumstances as frivolous poppycock..paid a good price for the case and made arrangements for its departure to New York.. In April 1912 ..the collector escorted his prize onto a sparkling new white liner about to make its maiden voyage to New York..
But on the night of April 14th 1912 ...amid scenes of unprecendented unimaginable horror ..the Princess of Aman Ra accompanied 1500 passengers to their deaths at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean ...and the name of the ship was Titanic.....